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我的暴笑阅历7件事

1
前几天手机上网看到一个新闻:歌手含笑吸毒被捕...
我就纳闷了...
吸毒就吸毒呗,为什么要含笑吸毒呢?
为什么新闻又要特殊指出吸毒者含笑吸毒呢?
后来才晓得,本来含笑是个歌手...

2
数年前,在公司做文秘,内急,急忙冲向厕所,发明女厕所门虚掩着,因厕所为单坑,不敢贸然进入,遂敲门试探,只闻一女声从容答道:请进~~!!

3
我掏口袋的 时候,一把钥匙掉了,当时不发现,后往返去找!
在路边有对小情侣在那里,男的 忽然冲动的说:是 谁的?到底是 谁的?
我当时认为是 钥匙立刻说:我 的,我的!是我 的
后来才知道,原来那女的怀孕了。。。。
可怜我 的脸啊 。。。疼了多少天

4
一次数学晨练,全班都没做完。数学老师面露怀疑的说:我昨天晚上用广告时光就做完了,你们的速度也太慢了。有一同窗当场不服,大叫道:老师看的是湖南台的广告吧!全班笑倒。

5
消息:佟大为妻子生下一女
评论:这个佟大真了不起
6
有一次去朋友家取货色 走到楼下 3人筹备上楼 见楼下几个小孩在玩葵花点穴手
友人多事 上去 说:看我的葵花点穴手 点到其中一个小孩
我们便上楼了 咱们起码在楼上磨蹭了半个小时 下楼时 只见那个小孩仍在原地
一动不动
朋友上去 来了个葵花解穴手 小孩 便又活蹦乱跳他可真配合呀。哈哈。。。狂汗。

7
凌晨刚起床,在阳台上看到对面楼一女的只衣着文胸在做早饭。就喊老公过来看,老公铁青着脸,无语的把全裸的我拎回了屋里


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