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前几天手机上网看到一个新闻:歌手含笑吸毒被捕...
我就纳闷了...
吸毒就吸毒呗,为什么要含笑吸毒呢?
为什么新闻又要特殊指出吸毒者含笑吸毒呢?
后来才晓得,本来含笑是个歌手...
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数年前，在公司做文秘，内急，急忙冲向厕所，发明女厕所门虚掩着，因厕所为单坑，不敢贸然进入，遂敲门试探，只闻一女声从容答道：请进~~！！
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我掏口袋的 时候，一把钥匙掉了，当时不发现，后往返去找！
在路边有对小情侣在那里，男的 忽然冲动的说：是 谁的？到底是 谁的？
我当时认为是 钥匙立刻说：我 的，我的！是我 的
后来才知道，原来那女的怀孕了。。。。
可怜我 的脸啊 。。。疼了多少天
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一次数学晨练，全班都没做完。数学老师面露怀疑的说：我昨天晚上用广告时光就做完了，你们的速度也太慢了。有一同窗当场不服，大叫道：老师看的是湖南台的广告吧！全班笑倒。
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消息：佟大为妻子生下一女
评论：这个佟大真了不起
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有一次去朋友家取货色 走到楼下 3人筹备上楼 见楼下几个小孩在玩葵花点穴手
友人多事 上去 说:看我的葵花点穴手 点到其中一个小孩
我们便上楼了 咱们起码在楼上磨蹭了半个小时 下楼时 只见那个小孩仍在原地
一动不动
朋友上去 来了个葵花解穴手 小孩 便又活蹦乱跳他可真配合呀。哈哈。。。狂汗。
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凌晨刚起床，在阳台上看到对面楼一女的只衣着文胸在做早饭。就喊老公过来看，老公铁青着脸，无语的把全裸的我拎回了屋里
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The Packers (6-1) still hold a one-game lead in the NFC North over Minnesota (5-2), and they have set their sights on securing home-field advantage throughout the playoffs after losing the NFC title game at Seattle last January,
"I think the toughest part is when you lose a game, you have a week between games. You just can't wait to get back out there,Alexis Sanchez Arsenal Jersey UK," said quarterback Aaron Rodgers, whose 77 yards passing against the Broncos were the fewest of his career in a game he started and was able to finish.
The Packers' offense managed only 140 net yards, converted just 2 of 8 third-down situations, and ran only 46 plays, which is roughly 30 fewer than coach Mike McCarthy's weekly goal.
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"When you get hit in the mouth, there's a lot of people you can point fingers at," veteran James Jones said. "You can point it at the quarterback, you can point it at the receivers, you can point it at the O-line, but we all watched the film today. We know that we all played some bad football on Sunday. We know that we've got to get better, and everybody's got to get better individually. But it was a team butt-kicking. No way around it."
Randall Cobb,cheap jerseys from china, who caught six passes for just 27 yards against the Broncos, said the team knows it must improve.
"That was an embarrassing loss. We're just ready to move on to the next week," he said. "We're ready to get to Sunday."
NOTES: CBs Sam Shields (shoulder) and Quinten Rollins (neck) missed practice after getting knocked out of the Broncos game. FB Aaron Ripkowski sat out because of illness. ... LB Clay Matthews (left ankle/knee), WR Ty Montgomery (left ankle) and LB Nick Perry (shoulder/hand) were limited.
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