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作者: chao2021is0z    時間: 2016-10-10 20:14     標題: 作死的孩子,不怕疼是么 _家庭_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话

家庭  作逝世的孩子,不怕疼是么?

1、老妈问我:“瞎话告知我,我除了有点警惕眼还有什么毛病?”
我小声的说:“抠门,无理取闹,听不进别人看法……”
老妈:“你谁啊?滚出去!!!”

2、老妈教导儿子:“一分耕耘一分播种。”
儿子说:“种下去是一分,拿出来也是一分,为什么还要耕耘?”

3、我妈忽然严正的对我说:“有些话你可能不爱听,然而熬夜对身材特殊不好,而且在被子里玩手机对视力也不好,人也会变得没精力,还会有黑眼圈,反正迫害特别大。”
我点拍板:“妈你说的很对,这些话,我真的不爱听。”

4、今天老爸苦口婆心的对我说:“孩子,你该找个对象了,我像你这么大的时候都已经有你了。”
我不屑地说:“这有什么好夸耀的,我这么大时候不也有你了吗?”
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