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2016-9-27 01:14
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我捡到了一只小鸟_校园_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话
校园 我捡到了一只小鸟
天儿越来越热,下战书的课上起来令人昏昏欲睡,昨天下昼第一节课我听着听着就睡着了。课间被同桌摇醒,连忙出去透透气、洗把脸精神精力。
洗洗脸的后果就是不一样,我一苏醒,就发明水槽旁边有只小鸟儿,看样子似乎是只燕子,大略是受了伤,翅膀上湿漉漉的,我把小鸟捧起来,怜悯地抚摩了两下。这时,上课铃响了,我想都没想捧着小鸟就跑回教室,把它藏在课桌里。
没过非常钟,打盹儿虫再次袭来,我使劲抵抗着、抵御着……终于意志瓦解,趴在桌上睡着了。忽然,我被一阵鸟叫惊醒,左看看右看看,发现鸟叫声是从本人课桌里传出来的!我偷偷地翻开抽屉,一看,小鸟儿正在里面又叫又跳,我就赶快把它从里面拿出来。我一摸它就不叫了,但眼睛仍然很惊骇地盯着四处。
鸟啼声吸引了四周同学的留神力,两边的人纷纭请求我给他们看看,每个人见了小鸟儿都忍不住用手去摸它。小鸟儿显然不爱好这样,别人一摸它就叫,于是教室里不断传出鸟叫声。越来越多的同窗投来好奇的眼光,老师也开端用眼瞪着我。
我赶快把小鸟塞进抽屉,二心盼着赶紧下课把它放了。这时不知怎么搞的,它又在课桌里叫了起来,我心虚地抬开端,看见老师正朝我走来,大声地说:“那位同学,请立即把你的手机关掉!”
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